Do It Yourself Impeachment Kit
Tired of waiting for Congress to impeach Bush and Cheney? Ever wish you could initiate the impeachment process yourself? Well now you can!

Apparently there exists "a little known and rarely used part of the Rules of the House of Representatives ("Jefferson’s Manual")" which "actually empowers individual citizens to initiate the impeachment process themselves."

That's right, according to the oft-touted yet rarely consulted document known as the United States Constitution, ordinary citizens of the Republic of the United States can initiate articles of impeachment against their elected officials. What's more, there's even legal precedent of successful impeachment following these procedures.

So hurry... don't wait... Draw up papers calling for the immediate impeachment of the vice-president and president today. Bush and Cheney's operators at the NSA are standing by monitoring your call at this very moment.

For more information on initiating impeachment yourself, go to this site, read the information, download the document and decide if you wish to join in the efforts for citizens to initiate impeachment hearings.

Perhaps from there we can impeach the War on (Some) Terror, the War on (Some) Drugs, the Prison-Military-Industrial-Complex, the Iron Triangle, Halliburton, Bechtel, Blackwater and Wackenhut... which'd give the Bill of Rights and a return to a Constitutional Republic a nice boost in the arm.

To paraphrase Robert Anton Wilson, "The government outlined in the United States Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than the system we live under now."