Shady Backflash (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} merlinswheel) wrote,@ 2007-07-17 19:09:00 |
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scott baio for shah no more!
friends of mine at antioch had a campaign where they were proclaiming scott baio for shah about fifteen or so years ago. well, with the recent news of antioch's impending bankruptcy, now not only has the alumni been revitalized with an interest in trying to bail out the underfunded college, they've also dredged up years of in-jokes and started circulating them via email... thus the following from a recent email:
a friend posted:
> This may be our problem. Scott Baio has been a lousy Shah, things have been down hill ever since he assumed the position.
> We need an ayatollah.
> Chachi is in charge no more, just another lonely single former child star.
i replied:
the natural candidate is, of course, paris for ayatollah.
my friends and i were speculating about the Paris Hilton-Scooter Libby in '08 presidential ticket... it seems a shoe-in for them. both have already had their presidential scandal behind them, so there'd be no need for the "liberal media" to try to dig up dirt on them... but, y'know, i think paris for ayatollah is even better. it's the republican party's last great chance to prove once and for all that they can do worse than they've done the past eight years. the cia can overthrow the government in iran to nip the massive looming economic threat of iran selling petroleum on the euro in the bud. then, just as they once installed the shah, they'd now install paris and scooter, with paris as the smiling, affable airhead dubya-like head of state and scooter as the machiavellian no-bullshit cheney-like tough guy creep who really pulls the puppet strings...
paris and scooter for ayatollah in '08!
friends of mine at antioch had a campaign where they were proclaiming scott baio for shah about fifteen or so years ago. well, with the recent news of antioch's impending bankruptcy, now not only has the alumni been revitalized with an interest in trying to bail out the underfunded college, they've also dredged up years of in-jokes and started circulating them via email... thus the following from a recent email:
a friend posted:
> This may be our problem. Scott Baio has been a lousy Shah, things have been down hill ever since he assumed the position.
> We need an ayatollah.
> Chachi is in charge no more, just another lonely single former child star.
i replied:
the natural candidate is, of course, paris for ayatollah.
my friends and i were speculating about the Paris Hilton-Scooter Libby in '08 presidential ticket... it seems a shoe-in for them. both have already had their presidential scandal behind them, so there'd be no need for the "liberal media" to try to dig up dirt on them... but, y'know, i think paris for ayatollah is even better. it's the republican party's last great chance to prove once and for all that they can do worse than they've done the past eight years. the cia can overthrow the government in iran to nip the massive looming economic threat of iran selling petroleum on the euro in the bud. then, just as they once installed the shah, they'd now install paris and scooter, with paris as the smiling, affable airhead dubya-like head of state and scooter as the machiavellian no-bullshit cheney-like tough guy creep who really pulls the puppet strings...
paris and scooter for ayatollah in '08!
